I talk a big game. I watch zombie shows and movies, read books, and tell myself I will totally be a badass survivor during the undead uprising. The truth is, however, I will probably die in the zombie apocalypse – pretty quickly too. In Walking Dead terms, I’m less Maggie and more dead bicycle girl. I’m …
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It will probably never happen. But if it does, are you ready? Are you really?
A blog featuring the kind of conversation about the zombie apocalypse that you keep bringing up at the dinner table even though your “normal” friends don’t get the obsession, survival tips, reviews, and even an occasional bit of humor because if you can’t laugh when the end of the world hits then why are you even trying to live?
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